Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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