Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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