That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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