4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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