is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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