is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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