no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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