Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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