i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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