we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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