Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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