is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
