question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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