Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
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