Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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