I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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