gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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