I hope mine doesn't look like that
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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