This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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