Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
not ubering you a puppy
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