i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
i believe in u and ur pee
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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