What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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