He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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