You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
He passed out mid-signature
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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