Non-Jews are for practice
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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