You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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