This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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