I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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