I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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