Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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