What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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