i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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