i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
