i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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