I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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