So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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