yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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