sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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