I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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