Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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