at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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