We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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