Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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