From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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