Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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