Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
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