There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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