Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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