I'm sorry my penis didn't work
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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