If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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