her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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