also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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